BarneyPiccolo

Don't bother me with facts, my mind's made up!

I used to work for the largest record company in America at the time, and saw a LOT of concerts of all kinds. My favorites:

• Ella Fitzgerald with the Count Basie Orchestra: Two genuine legends, at the top of their game.

• kd lang: A private performance at a convention, and it was a PERFECT performance. It's hard to describe what I mean, but I've never seen an audience react like that. A few weeks later, I saw her interviewed on 60 Minutes, and she mentioned that every now and then she does a perfect performance, and I knew she was thinking about that night.

• Debbie Harry/ Tom Tom Club: Tom Tom Club (Talking Heads without David Byrne) opened with a blistering set, and then backed up Debbie Harry, who also had her guitarist Chris Stein with her. Just an incredible show.

• Beethoven: Symphony #9: the Chamber Orchestra of Europe, conducted by Nikolaus Harnoncourt, with Thomas Hampson and Dawn Upshaw, at Carnegie Hall. Harnoncourt was one of my favorite conductors, very influential on my musical education, and seeing him conduct the greatest music ever composed was one of the most memorable musical moments of my life.

• Prince - Saw him twice, and he was unbelievable both times. Frankly, I don't think those performances were anything special for him, I think he was just that good, all the time.

• Lindsey Buckingham - Private performance in a conference room with about 20 people. He played acoustic guitar, and sang three Fleetwood Mac songs. He sings so intensely, he turns bright red, and he looks like his head will explode. I met him after, and got a photo with him that I still have.

Nothing he likes better than big words and statistics.

Don't read it. Everything you hear him say destroys a tiny bit of your soul, and makes you stupider for having processed it, and the damage accumulates.

I'm just so tired of this psychotic toddler having such an enormous influence on our lives. It's like an episode of Twilight Zone.

Wow, you pulled those out, impressive! I really mean it!

I'm a big Mark Twain fan, and all it proves is that our idols can be wrong, LOL. I'm dying on this hill.

Can't they use that steam to spin a turbine or something?

If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's a golden idol.

Well, sure, I'd want to see the exact context of the use. It would be one thing if Twain was using it that way himself, it would be another if he was putting it into a character's mouth, which would add a slight nuance.

A modern example would be the guy in Parks & Rec who used "Lit'rally" often, and with emphasis, in situations that were clearly NOT Literal. I wouldn't assume that the writer endorses the concept.

We gotta stick together against the Vocabulary Philistines.

That's not what I was doing. I was illustrating that this controversy about Literally is particularly IRONIC, another grammar word that is often used incorrectly.

And you didn't understand that, so your assignment for tomorrow is a 1000 word essay on whether your misunderstanding of my post constitutes irony itself, or if it is another example of false irony, such as the Alanis Morissette song.

I used to use a lot more commas, to make my writing sound more like speaking, but it interrupts the flow of the thought. I've found that it's often better to just keep on flowing, and only use commas for major clauses, or for side thoughts that are still relevant enough to not use parentheses. Also to separate thoughts so they don't get mixed together.

When I end up with a paragraph like this, I'll start editing our commas, and perhaps rearrange my thoughts.