BarneyPiccolo

joined 9 months ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Years ago, I took a nearly identical package to a lawyer, who asked if they had been a bad employer, anything actionable, but they'd been great, I was going to miss it badly.

He said it was a pretty standard agreement, better than most get, so if there wasn't a chance that I would want to sue in the future, it was best to just accept it, and move on.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

I knew that we would eventually find out that the ICE Apes were ordered to send a message by executing protesters, and it would go all the way up to PeeWee Himmler. I cant wait to see him whimpering as they stand him up against the wall.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's the Free Market at work! The last healthcare CEO that got this psychopathic spawned a Free Market correction in the form of a pissed off customer who murdered him. As a result, his company, and all the other healthcare companies, loosened up their denials. THAT'S a perfect example of the Free Market at work.

It looks like we're due for another Free Market correction.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago

"Freedom Fries are back on the menu, boys!"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

Like a Bug Repellant Dildo.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

Excellent, but "Keep the skeeters off your Peter" has better flow.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 46 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Americans like to pretend that France owes us for WW2, but if the French Navy hadn't shown up at Yorktown, and blocked the British ships from evacuating their army (again), we'd all be speaking...English...well, you know what I mean.

We 100% owe the founding of our company to France.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nobody is being "debanked" except Trump, and it's because his accounts were tied to criminal activity, not politics.

Stop committing crime, and you can put the money in a bank.

Meanwhile, MAGA is talking about making it illegal for undocumented people to have bank accounts. So who is actually denying banking privileges based on politics?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

If there's a shortage of AAAs, and my TV remote stops working, we're gonna have a problem.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 75 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (22 children)

True story: When France refused to let us fly through their airspace during the Iraq War, the Congressional Cafeteria changed the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries.

So I guess we'll be seeing Freedom Dressing on the Congressional Cafeteria salad bar.

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