BarneyPiccolo

joined 9 months ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's how it works, Einstein.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Next they'll be dubbing in wild applause.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Prove it, release it.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who's going to protect American visitors and the country's delegation from ICE?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago

That guy owes me money! According to MAGA, the only reason any of us is resisting is because we're being paid. I've been fighting the Right for decades, and I've never seen a penny, he owes me a bunch.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dear Elon:

I must decline your many requests, and stress that I would like you to stop contacting me. Since you have been so relentless, I will be extremely candid with you: You look like a Goblin, on a good day, and the very thought of you naked is horrifying. You will terrify the girls, who are, after all, only little kids. It's hard enough to get them to cooperate with having sex with fat old men without having you stalking around the room like a naked obese Gollum with a bad haircut.

It's a NO, and it will always be a NO. Please stop contacting me.

JE

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I get it. All that money, and he still has to pay women to be surrogates to breed his organ donor offspring. They certainly won't have sex with him under any circumstances, no matter how much money he throws around.

Not that it matters, because even if he could get a woman to put down her 10 foot pole and consider actual coitus, he couldn't perform anyway, reportedly due to his wang won't work due to botched enlargement surgery.

You just know he is funding cutting edge research into penis transplant surgery in some weird lab somewhere. Watching a lot of porn, probably got his eye on a couple of candidates right now.

Don't you feel sorry for him?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Keeping the basic structure and philosophy of the Constitution, reforming and refining the things that have proved to be a problem, and adding things that have worked, makes perfect sense. That's a plan I can support, over just tossing it out, and THEN starting to figure out something new.

We need to clearly spell out the roles of each branch of government, and reconfigure our election system so that it doesn't filter out the intelligent, competent and moral candidates, in favor of the worst possible candidates. Very importantly, we need to add teeth to the Constitution, to punish those who dare to make serious attempts to exploit our system.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I called this years ago. I could see the Dopamine addiction happening, and knew these psychopaths would lean into it and try to weaponize it, and they have. Of course, they have.

It's not the first time. Tobacco companies were found to manipulate their formulations to make theor products addict users quicker, addict them stronger, and make it harder to quit, all while denying the addictive properties, and even the obvious health issues.

Oil companies had their own studies back in the 80s, that clearly predicted Climate Change from fossil fuels, and yet they continue to deny it to this day.

I wouldn't be surprised to find that the think tanks that fund and support the Conservative Propaganda Machine have also done studies to identify the addictive properties and triggers in their propaganda, and manipulate it for maximum effect.

WHEN we take back our country, and make major changes to get away from the ugly conservative society that they've tried to force upon us for decades, the addictive properties of "products" need to be identified and strongly regulated, to avoid exploiting unsuspecting citizens.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So don't do it from your house, go to a remote, unrelated location. By the time they get the video, analyze it, track back the signal, the camera is painted, and you're long gone.

Of course there may be cameras near that remote, unrelated location, so be careful of anything identifying, like a vehicle or your face.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago

Add HIM to The List.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I grew up in a military family, steeped in patriotism. I'm still patriotic toward Democratic America, but I despise MAGA America.

As a kid, I never would have thought about questioning the basic decency of America, but now I find myself seriously considering leaving.

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