BarneyPiccolo

joined 10 months ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

With a view from his cell of a golf course he'll never play.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 15 points 3 months ago

Can't even throw in a ketchup packet and call it a vegetable? It's like they aren't even trying.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

If the rumor is that prices are going up, or layoffs are coming, it's ALWAYS true.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

All useless, flush'em out.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 41 points 3 months ago

My favorite was the guy that set up his drum kit outside their hotel, and went Full Bonzo at 1am.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

I rent trucks all the time, and they often have Oklahoma plates. I've never been to Oklahoma, and I don't live anywhere near it. But people occasionally ask how far I've driven from Oklahoma.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, because Mexican food made by some gringo is always going to be better than the real thing. /S

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago

There's a guy who has indulged every craving he's ever had.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 54 points 3 months ago (5 children)

These Dumb Apes decide to have lunch, so they go to a MEXICAN restaurant?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's a paper trail from that phone in that machine back to the person that sold it. Follow it, and find the identity of this scum.

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