Blackmist

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Those shareholders really appreciated that sacrifice.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

"I know, we'll replace them with AI!"

✈️💥

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Would you like an after-dinner face? It is waffer thin..."

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago

Plus it just means "homeowner" in way too many cities.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 84 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Betteridge's law of headlines: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

"now if you just sign here to buy our Stasi-Bot..."

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

I am fully expecting England to not be at the top. Especially if written skills are measured.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

Cool. We'll swap him for that cunt that ran over a cyclist and then fled back to the US.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are we talking Spaceballs or Total Recall?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Welp, it's probably about time for my PC to break its RAM again.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you seen daytime TV? It's a sea of ads for shite you'd never want, and if you have no money for the shite, there's ads for loans as well.

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