ElChapoDeChapo

joined 4 years ago
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

You have to read their newspapers to find out how the seashells work, that's how they get you

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

On the one hand that's almost to wild to believe but on the other hand ukkkraine does want to be the isntrael of Eastern Europe and this is exactly the kind of fucked up shit they do

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leverage former "LEO" status into discounts, possibly free food

Also can be used to get hired as a bodyguard to some rich fuck who didn't check your records and isn't expecting to have hired a potential Luigi

Alternatively it can get you a cushy job as a security guard at a cannabis dispensary checking IDs at the door and doing basically nothing else all day

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love how I can't tell whether this is real or fake because that's how trends work these days and nothing means anything

But yeah, that does look good

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What about hedgehogs? They don't call em hogs for nothing no-copyright

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Sorry all outbof Obama soda but can I interest you in a Muhammed Ali energy drink?

 

*attempts to tear fedora in half before giving up *

M'LENIA!!!