Ohhhh microgiraffe! Haha mini-noodle horse? ie greyhound? I’m in love with them lol and all of their looooooong relatives
“Select all portions of the image that are the ship of Theseus”
I never knew that they’d be so inquisitive! I have no experience with domestic birds, but volunteered/took a handling course at a raptor center and it’s so incredible how capable they are of interacting with the human world. But I don’t need to tell you that- you’re an owl on a web forum
Dogs are wild lol. Love them, but it’s like, could you just not try and eat that* for once?
*latest fad
Kitty respects the grind. Ours either sprints out when things pass 30db, or sleeps like death through anything, very little in between
Oh no!!! For real. I understand their curiosity, but after people start making idioms about you dying because of it, maybe tone it back a little (and that’s coming from an adhd-haver lol).
lol maybe looking for those coffee beans civets poop out
They sure are! Front two are all black, rear are one for all pink beans, and one with pinto beans lol. 
She’s also incredibly friendly after meeting people more than once, so the vet and techs love her (mutually) lol since they get to admire her patterns and normally torties aren’t so accommodating 😂
They love a good crunch
For sure! We’ve got a big planter of oat/wheat/rye grass and catnip that she likes to monch on. I’ve planted one outside for the outdoor cats too - they also deserve some roughage.
Side bar- our cat firmly is anti-outdoors lol I’ve taken her out with a harness and she hates it. She’ll humor it for a minute before using all of her strength to start pulling towards the door. Really liked scratching a real tree though, so I’ve been looking to build a “naturally sourced” cat tree to replicate that
Just realizing that roughly the same the amount of time has passed in my life between 9/11 and today, and the rough start of the American war of aggression against Vietnam and when I was born.
So does that make Green Day literally my CCR?
When I get back in bed with my first cup of the day, the kitty typically gets on my lap and takes a big SNIFF of it. I’ve never seen another animal be consistently interested like that- I like to imagine she’s a reincarnation who really enjoyed coffee in a past life, and this is a simple reminder of that 
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PostScript: saw a bunch of notifications and immediately assumed I said something ridiculous elsewhere lmao.
When I get back in bed with my first cup of the day, the kitty typically gets on my lap and takes a big SNIFF of it. I’ve never seen another animal be consistently interested like that- I like to imagine she’s a reincarnation who really enjoyed coffee in a past life, and this is a simple reminder of that
When asked if he knows how public works projects are developed, constructed and maintained over their functional life cycle
Recently started and it’s incredibly insightful, even just for more in-depth historical context around movements of the time period. Also chuckled that the intro mentions a couple times social-democracy being the “left-wing of the bourgeoisie/fascism” 
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Presumably because they’re made of rubber bands. Either UPTIGHT or f l o o p y