I didn't know it was his retirement poop I was making off with, during one of my hare-brained get-rich-quick schemes
Ildsaye
joined 2 years ago
with your support, Halloween can win the war on Christmas
let unlimited ghastly apparitions haunt the yuletide world 
denying it the forgetting of its many crimes
The archeological record shows several instances of Earth's orbit being diverted by mass near-simultaneous farts, leading to devastating worldwide changes to the climate. The relative stability of the Holocene was only to begin when our distant ancestors started to wear garments that hid their butts - but now promising research says that a "controlled mass fart" of sufficient magnitude could be just what is needed in the 21st century.