Kookie215

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[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, because I was the kid who didn't have any respect for a hypocritical parent.

My mom did a very good job at teaching me that respect is something that is earned and THEN she taught me to think independently and stand up for myself. These are all things she was supposed to do of course. However she followed that up with becoming an alcoholic and crack addict who would leave me alone all the time so she could go party for days. Then was absolutely flabbergasted when I showed her that same level of respect and didn't follow her rules anymore.

I was in counseling and anger management and truly believed I was the problem at the time, but looking back now that I'm in my 30's, what did she expect? She's the one that taught me not to take any shit, and then she started giving me shit.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

The police hunted them all down, that had to be a hell of a day at work lol

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

This is so funny but also such a poor decision.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I'm good under pressure and I learn from my mistakes. Waiting until the last minute to get it right is exactly my style.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Like other people said, just keep coming back and participating. Lemmy is gaining users and lots of communities are very active. I'm rotting my brain very well around these parts.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You would have to explain the whole gig to every copy and I just don't think you could convince 1 million people who have memories of their friends and families and lifestyles to co-operate in starting a new society from scratch, they would just fight each other and bring back capitalism and probably blame whoever their political adversary is at the time for ending up on New Earth. Humans with Old Earth memories would be impossible to work with.

But Idk I maybe they fight for 20 years and decide they might as well give it a shot with the humans that are left and then your society starts, hard to really say. None of its ethical, thats for sure.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I bet there is a crunchy mom that can tell you what plant to eat, but there's like a 70/30 chance its gonna kill you instead.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

We definitely have aliens in spaceships flying around in the real world.

Also I don't doubt that technology can evolve well past anything we know because you would start pretty close to where we are now, but you don't get magic powers you still have to have scientist and tech bros figuring shit out and inventing new shit and YOU have to teach at least the first few generations how to do that. You're not just snapping whatever you want into existence, and the aliens are not helping you. I don't doubt you can get to "Fully automated luxury gay space communism for everyone!" over 1,000 years, but someone somewhere is gonna have to put some effort into it.

Why do I assume people wouldn't contribute? It seems reasonable that at least some people will want to smoke weed instead of building houses, but idk! I literally said that I wasn't sure and asked what the solution was because this is fun little prompt that I am curious about and want to hear everyone's different perspectives on. I think that asking follow up questions is kinda reasonable.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

The party trick thing reminded me of a book series called Magic 2.0 that I read a while back . This guy figures out that the universe is a simulation and basically hacks the code; now he can jump through time as he pleases. He goes back to the Middle Ages and brings plastic wrap with him and calls it clear paper, which convinces everyone that he's a wizard. It was a fun read but got dumb around the 3rd-ish book.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

and you have all the knowledge of what cults already took off like wildfire. Mormonism for example, that shit is gold.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Your humans can procreate so in 1,000 years there will at least a few 100 million, provided you don't wipe them out with a flood or whatever.

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by Kookie215@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
 

Aliens have come and kidnapped the first human they came across, unfortunately, that was you. They take you to a new planet almost identical to our current Earth, but without anything man-made.

The aliens say you can have 1 million real humans to start "New Earth" and you can put them anywhere and teach them anything you want. You'll have 1,000 years to make a good New Earth and if the Aliens like it, you'll get to keep it, if not they will blow it up and try again with someone else. You will have access to old Earths internet so you will have the choice on what technologies you introduce and when. You live in the ship, but you can choose to pop in and out of New Earth as you please. You will not be burdened with all 1 million humans at once. You can choose to add a small number of them at a time until you get the proper resources established.

Edit: The humans can reproduce, and will unless you implement some form of birth control to prevent them from doing so. Also the first 1 million humans will start with the basic knowledge of how to human and you can pick personality traits for them, like you would a Sim, but the babies they make are blank slates.

You don't have to try and make it a good society, you can choose to watch the world burn for 1,000 years. Up to you.

 

Its the 14th century and you've had no time to prepare, after you're done reading this post you are snapped. What do you do?

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