Seconded! The first shitpost was good for a giggle, but now I smell a coverup! Let Yuri speak!
MerryJaneDoe
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Two days later, the alchemist is found dead in her lab. Police say she shot herself 8 times in the back before throwing herself out the window and running over herself with an SUV.
Headline: "Disgraced alchemist kills herself in shame after being exposed as fraud"
(This response is about general fuckery and has nothing to do with diamonds. I just hate to see a story without a proper ending.)
It's too weird, in a wonderful way, that you knew the reference well enough to link the video. Golf clap, everyone, please. They deserve it.
I've done this! I love bacon, and I'm a smoker.
Incidentally, going back in time feels very similar to a stroke, but don't worry, you'll get there. Just keep inhaling and swallowing!
Coincidentally, this is the great-great-great-grand uncle of Joey Buttafuoco. True story. Or could be, maybe. I'll bet nobody can prove otherwise.
If this annoys you, there are clamps available. Masking tape works too.