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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I brought truth, truth to Hexbear masses but did they listen? NO. THEY fear the truth. They have chosen to turn their eyes blind to the glow of atomic communism posadist-nuke. You Terrestrials are all the same. You just dont want to accept that Posadism is a legtimate Marxist thought.

They reject the irradiated light of Posadism hexbear-posadist while they claim they read all 3 books of Marx's.

Ha! Posadas read 6s, which mean I must have read all 12s of Marx's, take that Liberal! You cant handle the truth!

Space Comrades posad do more anti-imperialism during their free time than hexbears do during their weekend sit-back-and-enjoy, but you dont see pigpoopballs PIGPOOPBALLS posts being banned for posting too much. No, instead you ban the weird one, the fringe Posadist posadas because you cant handle the glow green of Communism nuke!

Also. WTF soviet-pout, you ban me and you dont have a backup Posadist? WTF is wrong with you all, you need to have more than one Posadist on Hexbear, otherwise who will do all the postings?

Why am I doing all of this free labor? I havent seen a Soro's check soros for years. It's not fair.

Find someone to take over when I am gone/banned. And if you cant find someone, just draft them, just like some Ukranian conscription squad looking for draft dogders, make them read some of Posadas theories possadist-ufo, watch some X-Files, and Star Trek picard-direct-action episodes (no new trek, that shit is too woke and we all know Star Trek is not woke) and watch some youtube clips about UFOs and Big Foot lady-doge. You will have your own domestic Posadist in no time. picard-pointing

Long live Posadists! Long live Space Communism!

Anyway, do better.

EDIT: Also, fuck the mods. I havent gotten my Soro's bucks all these years. It's like I am doing all this free labor for free. But that's ok, I going to keep doing this shit until they ban me again.

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[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 5 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

GOOD post hoxha-turt

Many people don't know this, but Hoxha is a turtle in a bunker like this, because he recognized the supremacy of Posadism.

Uphold Hoxhaist Posadist Thought

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 1 points 5 minutes ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 51 minutes ago
[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 15 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Yuritopiaposadism returns from exile

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

All the greats were exiled at least once. It’s a sign of respect.

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 12 points 1 hour ago

you ban me and you dont have a backup Posadist?

This is @PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net erasure goddammit

[–] RedNajm@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

welcome back our local posadist posadist-nuke lenin-heart

[–] gaycomputeruser@hexbear.net 16 points 2 hours ago

I can't believe they'd ban someone who posts yuri ... lesbophobia much ???? !!!!!!! 11111

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 19 points 3 hours ago
[–] CARCOSA@hexbear.net 24 points 3 hours ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago

i think i speak for us all when i say: tagline this immediately

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Admins don't ban this meta post it's actually good

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 24 points 3 hours ago

A good post?? In my c/badposting??

Mods, get their ass, this time for real stalin-gun-1stalin-gun-2

[–] MerryJaneDoe@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago

Seconded! The first shitpost was good for a giggle, but now I smell a coverup! Let Yuri speak!

[–] Sam@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

While I appreciate that your shotgun approach to posting any and all headlines you find regardless of source keeps people engaged in the website until Something Happens(TM), I would also like to say that posting a headline that links to a reddit post of a wordless 15 second tiktok clip should be a warcrime.

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago

geordi-yes the posadist poster returns

picard-excited the trek posts are back

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 19 points 4 hours ago

you're always welcome here

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 4 hours ago

Its good to have you back. I was worried they killed you cause they couldnt handle your posting.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 4 hours ago

The return.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

Oh good. I was worried about this going all Flesh Simulator

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

I think we need to ban you couple of more times and get homegrown and free range bmf, but need not to overdo it ecoterrorist

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: