My poops have always been more memorable than my pees. I've never read anything while I was peeing, let alone pondered about it.
PorkrollPosadist
joined 4 years ago
you will pay for this
keep on rolling my ball of dung and never look back
Step aside, greenhorn.
There's a dang Cheeto in the Kremlin!
This is what they took from you
On weekends my cat won't stop hassling me until I brew a pot of coffee. It's when he gets some half and half as a treat.