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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Retail workers spending the day doing shenanigans while barely doing any work, I'd kill for time to do some stupid time wasting shit.

Sorry I can't join your impromptu wedding for two workers whose name I forgot.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 7 months ago

Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space -1 points 7 months ago

Shit really went down hill for Steve after leaving blues clues!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 7 months ago

Target practice.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago

It still makes me laugh when I remember the one with the name beard is the one without a beard, that and the fact that Dusty Hill is the connection between King Of The Hill and Bones universes, Dusty Hill is hanks cousin and also Angela's dad.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 7 months ago

Fuck I'd trust a venomous snake that I've stepped on to not bite me more than I'd trust the oligarchs with anything.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago

I got banned from the monkey section of the zoo because I kept tickling the feet of those little old man looking monkeys.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nah, yeah, nah.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago

🎶It's Putin, hanging out with his friends!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 7 months ago

But... You're the.... I.... I hate this timeline.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 7 months ago

HBO go max or go home now.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 7 months ago

Ohh no not the big scary Android and iPhone words, better fucking censor that shit, some dumb cunt might get their dick in knot over it.

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