goldteeth

one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding

Aye, my favorite of the Founding Fathers - BLACKBEARD!

And why do I need 27 guns? That's right, for my 27 hands. Betcha feel real silly now, huh buster?

Fortunately several thousand other people made that same point long before he did, so we can always just agree with one of them instead.

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and welcome to the jam

This is a Bat-Terry!

So that in 20 years you don't get a sudden epidemic of disaffected young Gojiras and Katamaris decking their parents with a shovel?

Tell you what, I betcha my cousin Aniken^(sic)^ Skywalker Goldteeth woulda really appreciated having something like that over here back in '04.

Alright, so you probably can't get rid of it, but you can make it look like it's defective. Make it look like it's sending way too many false positives. Find somewhere where you can get away with making obvious mistakes and then make like fifty of them in a row. "Why would I, an intelligent human being, just sit in the middle of an empty street doing donuts in an 18-wheeler for 10 straight minutes? I have a job to do," you say. If you got one of those "constantly monitoring everything you say" things Amazon tried rolling out, just start spouting random gibberish. Some pencil-pusher at HQ sees a transcript come back that just says "reptile shoestring meridian front sawdust henway ball Amtrak septuagint ladder correct horse battery staple java thorpe 2 Chainz" over and over for like 40 pages, worst-case scenario he's not gonna read it, best-case scenario he's gonna think the company's paying way too much for shit that don't work.

The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.

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I have an associate's degree from a community college that rebranded their "general studies" program to the "arts and sciences" program to fudge their numbers for a bigger STEM endowment, so... do I just wait for them at the airport, or what?