insurgentrat

joined 10 months ago
[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I'm just waiting for the surgery scene on tv where the surgeon goes "The cancer is metastasizing" cut to scene of tumor in the shape of a laughing skull "hand me a second scaple and jack in another line". Then the assisting surgeon sticks an IV cannula into an existing fluid line.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Suggested names:

The Choker

Meat Beater

The Strangler

Hand Cannon

Deathgrip

The Pounder

 

You weird sicko

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

grab the plates 'cause you just got served my feathered friend.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know the sound of Velcro being torn off really quick?

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Like I said, paper might be friendly idk. But hankies are effective either way.

You can put lavender oil on them and RP a Victorian Lord among the peasants.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't want to cramp your style bro, but I know that making clothing from bamboo involves some pretty intense chemistry and that the waste isn't kept in a closed system. I don't know of paper has the same issues, like whether it's in making a polymer fibre that they go nuts or digesting those sick arse culms

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

There's nothing more brawsome than working out your hygiene brosem. You can't hit the gym if you're sick.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Brotherhood's gains are so sick it can flex on gender divides. That's gnarly brosef.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Pick me up some carbon fibre print "no issues" tissues for manly men bro.