samus12345

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Should be "Both, why not?"

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Please put down your weapon. You now have 15 seconds to comply."

Robocop's corporate dystopian nightmare is closer and closer to reality.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

No self-respecting leopard would deign to eat McDonald's.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (22 children)

That's US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, and they are.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (25 children)

These ones are real, though:

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

The other state is Utah.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The Senate voted for it unanimously in February.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

"Thank god, the US becoming fascist was all a simulation!"

"No, that happened. Everything in the real world is the same except that silica gel is safe to eat here."

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As did Bernie.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago

Ignorance is strength.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

You're right, I never knew there was a difference. Fixed!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

neuroatypical

I propose we start calling normies "neuroadivergent."

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