snekerpimp

joined 2 years ago
[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They are having an argument on where the golf course and day spa go.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Warning Will Robinson! Danger!”

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I personally have the opinion that if they did stand up and stop this, they would find more support than threats. Thanks everyone for electing spineless representatives in this trying time.

“Everyone else gets one doll, I get golden statues and parades, because I am the greatest and you guys are so selfish and greedy for wanting more then one doll, that’s like taking a golden calf from my back patio, and that would just make me so angry, because I am the greatest, that’s why I get all the dolls for my birthday parade. Suffer for me, and I’ll make sure you don’t suffer as my boot is on your neck”

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

“Hey hey, Tim Messenger of the Sanford Citizen. What is your perfect Sunday morning?”