if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment
How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself
if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment
How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself
You mean the metric system?
The m stands for tiMbit
To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks
it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”
I win every time 😎
I mean it is technically correct
me giving relationship advice currently
a boon for some, a bane to others
who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this
his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina
Horny in a twisted way
got a two-fer, eh?
sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal