xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 91 points 2 months ago (4 children)

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean the metric system?

The m stands for tiMbit

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 2 months ago (6 children)

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 43 points 2 months ago

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

I mean it is technically correct

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

me giving relationship advice currently

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

a boon for some, a bane to others

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this

his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Horny in a twisted way

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

got a two-fer, eh?

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