xkbx

visit them in full furry regalia

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

barking noises

Thanks, this makes me want to pogo with a shotgun up my ass and my tootsies on the trigger

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around

I’m not hearing anything about the hats so I’m gonna mark it off as plausible

m’birdy

this is the funniest way I’ve been called old

yes