xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

They thought they caught you slacking

But those cheeks have been clapping

Your cup overfloweth,

While the thirsty boys are fapping

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 4 weeks ago

assuming this isn’t somehow an upgrade for me was your first mistake

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 4 weeks ago

Ouinnnn mets-en! Ma pogner un slutch puppies apres au dep!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago

It’s a bit of a cob-out

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 4 weeks ago

yes but it requires an AI-generated image

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 weeks ago

The shadow looks kind of moth-y are you moth

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 80 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Possibility? I thought we knew this was happening for real?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How girl get pregant

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 0 points 1 month ago

Woah, that’s wild. I’ve got both and I’m a mix of both. It’s like when people guess my towel size correctly at the hotel

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The character from the Simpsons?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

A big old goose egg, eh?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The deadpan casual comment of your spouse’s passing is perhaps one of the funniest deliveries I’ve ever heard. I’m so sorry for your loss

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