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Trump renames U.S. Institute of Peace after himself (www.upi.com)

submitted 1 day ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago (10 children)

Can he just die already? Of natural causes I mean.

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 8 points 19 hours ago

Or wherever

[–] minnism@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The world will, without a doubt, be a better place when he is no longer present. Though I hope his dementia holds on to him for a long while.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Rocks is natural.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Lets not be picky.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'm just covering my bases so I don't get banned (Reddit habit)

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

I would genuinely celebrate his death by any cause whatsoever

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Party at my place when it happens. Date TBD

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Party everywhere when it happens dude

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And have jd vance? Id actually rather have this dementia patient.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

The fallacy of this is how JD Vance and all that have voted no to release the Epstein files should go to prison. So in reality we should have Vance, we would need an entire re vote

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago

I'd natural causes him for you if I could get away with it. I should have natural causesed his whole inauguration.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I don't wish him death, but I also don't wish him a calm and peaceful one.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't wish him death but I will read his obituary with great satisfaction.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I do wish him death.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I don't hate Death that much I'd subject him to Krasnov's presence

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Hey hey now. Speaking openly may get you banned and I don't want that. Lol

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

Iron and carbon occur naturally