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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No one cares about your silly logic

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No one cares about your lack of caring about my silly logic!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pooping right now and my dogs are waiting in bed for me to cuddle them. I hope I've added sufficiently asinine information to this conversation.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I hope the dog cuddles have made for a lovely Saturday night

Hope you made it out of there okay.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago

Kinda facts ⬆️

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -5 points 1 week ago

Also factual fact ⬆️