badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Woke up in the middle of last night and jotted down "bit idea: Send mod to hell via Hell Link contract like in Hell Girl"
you slept? I was too wired off beanis juice and making beanises.
"bit: try moderating what people say IRL"
etc
etc
etc
"post effort thread on how banning accounts is a form of nazi-like forced euthenasia of accounts"
"Post followup to Switch 2 Heist post about getting identified and caught by 3DS Streetpass hits"
as a treat you can weave two agendas into a single post, hiding the parts of a much larger more disappointingly bad bit amongst the more prosaic bits.
edit: I mean, since your brain is doing this to you anyway you could have fun with it.
It's basically meme eugenics