this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do it I dare you. I double dare you.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i don't have lawyer money to pay for Dirt Owl's lawsuit

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll represent you. Bird law is my specialty.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry. The terror alert system has just been upgraded to

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ew what are you like ten thousand years old?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I really wanted to stick it to that Percy Bysshe Shelley guy for writing that poem about my statue

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Bysshe

capitaldcolon did I hear that right?!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Would you sue me? I'd sue me. I'd sue me hard.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I literally write down bit ideas all day. Do better.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Woke up in the middle of last night and jotted down "bit idea: Send mod to hell via Hell Link contract like in Hell Girl"

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

you slept? I was too wired off beanis juice and making beanises.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"bit: try moderating what people say IRL"
etc
etc
etc

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"post effort thread on how banning accounts is a form of nazi-like forced euthenasia of accounts"

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

It's basically meme eugenics

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Post followup to Switch 2 Heist post about getting identified and caught by 3DS Streetpass hits"

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

as a treat you can weave two agendas into a single post, hiding the parts of a much larger more disappointingly bad bit amongst the more prosaic bits.

edit: I mean, since your brain is doing this to you anyway you could have fun with it.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Idk, it's never been tried

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Fuck around and find out

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

winking to the camera But how big is it?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I would respond

GOOD post doggirl-thumbsup

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

try it and see?