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[–] Zagam@piefed.social 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is hands down the best thing Seagal has ever been in.

https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I wasn't expecting to watch a man build a diorama today! That's amazing.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me neither. Nor did I expect it to be that funny.

[–] ImADifferentBird@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He has a number of diorama build videos on his channel that are all great.

Also, he built a rowboat shaped like Jeff Bezos' head.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I'll check them out. He's pretty entertaining. The gentle lilting Irish accent makes you think it's just going to be a boring narration, but then he drops some hilarious bit and you're hooked. The bit with his friend's Segal and Glover impressions made me laugh out loud.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bobby Fingers! Been a while since the last one.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

also he deleted/unlisted quite a few videos. for example the one where he makes the contact less paying eye and the one where he goes to Turkey to implant one but hair to his scalp.

they are still available in reel format on his insta.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Ah I'm bummed to hear that. I just came across him and watched Segal and the drunk Mel Gibson one. I was hoping for more as I wheezed laughing the whole time but it's been nearly a year since his last listed one.

Even got this text from my wife in bed...

Just checking you're ok you're laughing yeah? X

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah. I wish he'd post more, but I don't want him to rush anything or become too mainstream either.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Omg that is fucking amazing. I'm rolling around here.