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they are spending infinite money for every $1 i pay them
I'm quite happy to use their compute power for frivolous bullshit if it hastens their enshittification and demise.
"Hey Claude, can you begin work on an e-commerce site written in visual basic?"
*Two microseconds later... *
"Your free usage limit has been reached"
"Ok Claude see you tomorrow, maybe we'll think about a rewrite in Turbo Pascal"
We need this in Esperanto and the lost languages of Lutruwita.
"I need a triple A cooking game with blackjack and hookers, all written in SQL."
"But that's a database langu-"
"Did I stutter?"
In fact, forget the SQL!
So, in UQL?
Agreed, but hey no need to pile the the hate on Pascal, modern ones like FPC/Lazarus are pretty cool actually :)
TURBO PASCAL FOR LYFE
You don't need to shout!
Also, camelCase:
TurboPascalForLyfe
spending money that nvidia gave them via chips