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‘Please avoid chugging your ranch’: TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I also don’t like ranch… I’ll eat it on cold baby carrots but that’s about it. I don’t like blue cheese, though… or mayonnaise. I think it’s just white creams, I don’t like any of it. Other than cum, I guess.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

If you have never tried platters before, i highly recommened it. They give you cups of white sauce to smother the food in and its so tasty. Yes i do believe its just called white sauce. Theres also a red sauce but thats to spicy to me.