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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

It sounds like you're confusing and conflating judgement day/the rapture with armageddon because that is a wild misinterpretation of what the bible actually describes.

The only thing about Jesus having an army is Armageddon, which is a place where Jesus would have a final confrontation with Satan and the forces of Hell.

Judgment day will see everyone, both living and dead, to be judged whether or not they enter Heaven. Armageddon happens after that.