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So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image...
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
User name does not check out.
Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.
Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows ~~we~~ er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.
Nervous human-ish noises
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
Clever girl
if he is to be trusted, then he's probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm... That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?
Yer a lizard Harry!
Yer a hairy lizard!
Wait a minute.... are you a velociraptor?!?!
Preposterous! Of course I'm not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor
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Tobias?
That doesn't look like anything to me
HI MONGO!