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Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.
Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows ~~we~~ er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.
Nervous human-ish noises
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
Clever girl
if he is to be trusted, then he's probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed