So uh... something weird happened... I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it... returned this image...
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop... right? Haha... ha...
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2026
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Guys... I think this might be a Velociraptor's account.
Don't be ridiculous, everybody knows ~~we~~ er... velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.
Nervous human-ish noises
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don't know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
Clever girl
if he is to be trusted, then he's probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm... That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?
Wait a minute.... are you a velociraptor?!?!
Preposterous! Of course I'm not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor
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Not exactly programmer but... The stupidity of some people is impressive.
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.
Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn't go back for a refill.
It's just as likely its an engagement farming account, maybe even a bot.
Tell me there's a difference
(Excepting the existential realization that the stupider a person is, the more easily they're used as a tool, of course, and keeping them in line and on track is often simpler than tech solutions.)
Nowadays it's hard to be sure. Considering the average American's education and who they voted for....twice... Why shan't I believe weird "news" like this...
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I hope this is satire 👀
Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness.
I always assume the person with the Super Mario World cartoon series avatar is joking in any situation. It saves a lot of stress.
It's actually quite terrifying that we cannot say it's 100% satire.
An instance of Poe's law.
And in full disclosure, I had actually forgotten the name of that and had to look it up, which from an outside perspective might also look like an instance of it.
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Wow I did the same 2 days ago and it's incredible how my hand xray is identical (not similar) to the one of the guy who posted this!1!
Won't post post mine for privacy reasons
Glad you found your bone brother
ChatGPT knows when it's being asked to identify a hotdog and doesn't get paid for that business
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Ok, if anyone actually breaks their hand, take a picture and do this, cause it would be pretty funny if they make an X-ray that actually looks busted.
I have an old xray from when I splintered my ulna (forarm). I'm torn, a part of me wants to see what happens, but a bigger part of me wants to never upload anything medical related to these platforms
I think it probably would identify a break when you provide the x ray to it.
What I want to see is if you take a normal picture of a broken arm or hand or finger or whatever and ask it for an x ray, if it's fake x-ray image it gives you will show a broken bone.
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Lol, I'm from a country with healthcare so I just go to the doctor and my X-ray is free. Parking is also redeemable because of my job!
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.
Scandinavians: 🫤
no you can't. you'll fail because you'll see actual traces of your bones. That's something completely different.
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Hundreds of thousands for an x-ray? Just get GROK to do it. Can also do fake CT scans
From the creators of "Download more RAM".
Oi! Save some quotation marks for the rest of us, will ya?
Xrays cost like nothing, >$100,000 is a bit extreme
However,
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