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Why are you surprised. According to lemmy, if you wash your asshole in the shower then you’re gay.
Where on Lemmy has anyone ever said that.
Eh, in some someone at some point has said that.
So what, there are dumb folks everywhere
I think you're mistaking 4chan or some right-wing only social media site for Lemmy.
It makes no sense how you could have that experience here, a place that's filled with lgbtq+ people.
No you're thinking of "alpha bros" on tik tok or Twitter. They legit believe wiping your ass after you shit is gay since you are technically touching a man's ass. No they won't use a bidet either.
Damn! Not again! I did that this morning. Now I must come clean and do jazz hands at opportune moments.