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GOP Candidate Blames Unsolicited Nudes on His Young Age (He Was 53) (newrepublic.com)

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“As I near 60 years old, the expiration date has come and gone on any of my youthful indiscretions,” Taylor told the Nashville Scene when asked about the unsolicited nudes allegation. “Whatever story you think you’ve got, my wife is well aware of, and we’ve worked through it a long time ago.”

“My God and my wife have forgiven me, and I would consider everyone else doing the same,” Taylor added.

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[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"My God and my wife have forgiven me, and I would consider everyone else doing the same."

sigh This is a problem with religion, once you're convinced God has forgiven you have something, you cease all guilt because it's "handled" in a cosmic sense

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Plus it's a freebie. How are you going to disprove it?

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 5 points 12 hours ago

I was speaking to the almighty and he thinks I've got good chances. He's pretty sure you're fucked, though.

[–] NonconfrontationaI@lemmy.ml 9 points 16 hours ago

God told me that guy is full of shit

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Jesus died for our sins. This guy's making sure he didn't die for nothing