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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 111 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Do they even purify the drinking water in Florida? .... or are people there just this stupid?

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This one goes in the mouth and this one... No, wait

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr... "Fuck You, I'm Eating."

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Go away, 'bating!

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Large population of boomers with a lifetime of lead poisoning, and they vote.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 26 points 2 days ago

Maybe that was the case 20 years ago, but today there native son Gen-X and Millennial shits are voting just as hard R as the old folks used to. I’ve been here the whole time and watched the whole state transition from “haha” dumb to “dude, wtf?” dumb.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not giving them lead as a pass. There's a huge swath of Boomers who are just shitass, toxic, hateful people. They never grew out of their angsty, entitled bitter selves, and most are broadly uneducated, and resentful despite failing upwards for 30-40 years as a confluence of luck.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never said it was a pass. But it is something you must take into account.

We added fucking lead to everything back then. Even the fucking water lines and gasoline pumping it into every breath they took whether they wanted to or not. An entire generation fucked by lead without knowing it at the time.

Lead exposure has been shown to things like increased aggression. Which propaganda then takes to the next level by stoking artificial fear.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The way you phrase and articulate your statements reads like you are suggesting that lead is the culprit of Boomer behavior, and not deep character flaws and a broad sense of entitlement and narcissistic indulgences. Hence my rebuttal.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh no there's a lot of bullshit with the boomers. Lead is just one of many things. It's not all just because they're assholes, there are some legitimate contributors that result in the extreme bullshit pie.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

DeSantis just outlawed fluoride in water and my city just… went along with it. It’s the dumbest state and I can’t wait to leave.

[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I hear mercury is a tasty exotic beverage in Florida.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

The place is surrounded by sea and riddled with swamps, how dare you try to homogonize all the tasty natural flavors.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Corrupt government. Look at the number of Senate votes against their district: https://digitaldemocracyproject.org/bills/employment-of-minors-hb1225-2025