badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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what if jayz just sits there eating and not talking to you
"shut the hell up man, I've seen beyonce naked"
even worse than just not talking to me!
"First tip here, I would have taken the 50k now eat your fries."
For just $250k you can have dinner with me and I will give you his blueprint- just be a multi-Grammy award winning rapper with over 100 million albums sold and then leverage that fame and money into business ventures with billionaire partners. Simple as that!
"You should have took the half million dumbass"
you BUFOONS don't understand that Jay-Zed will sprinkle his MAGIC MONEY DUST on your IGNORANT FACES
Its an antique at this point. What with how fast the internet moves and all.
Smh this is one of my favorite memes ever, it hurts seeing how dead it is now
I mean, some of my all time faves are A N C I E N T. Like the "that's a penis :)" gif
mr t ate my balls is probably the deepest cut I got
Reads like the average linkedin slop
Thank you, I didn't realize it was a meme and was wondering why it was in badposting
I wonder how many multiple millions of dollars this side hustle king has made in the 4 years since he made this tweet? Probably tons right, he's probably got a net worth of at least 100 mil from all the side hustles and certainly hasn't just wasted his life on the "grindset" instead of forming human connections.