because I thought this was a more well known meme than it actually is
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what if jayz just sits there eating and not talking to you
"shut the hell up man, I've seen beyonce naked"
even worse than just not talking to me!
"First tip here, I would have taken the 50k now eat your fries."
For just $250k you can have dinner with me and I will give you his blueprint- just be a multi-Grammy award winning rapper with over 100 million albums sold and then leverage that fame and money into business ventures with billionaire partners. Simple as that!
"You should have took the half million dumbass"
you BUFOONS don't understand that Jay-Zed will sprinkle his MAGIC MONEY DUST on your IGNORANT FACES
Its an antique at this point. What with how fast the internet moves and all.
Smh this is one of my favorite memes ever, it hurts seeing how dead it is now
I mean, some of my all time faves are A N C I E N T. Like the "that's a penis :)" gif
mr t ate my balls is probably the deepest cut I got
Reads like the average linkedin slop
Thank you, I didn't realize it was a meme and was wondering why it was in badposting
I wonder how many multiple millions of dollars this side hustle king has made in the 4 years since he made this tweet? Probably tons right, he's probably got a net worth of at least 100 mil from all the side hustles and certainly hasn't just wasted his life on the "grindset" instead of forming human connections.
I'm not much of a hip hop head so I'll take the money.
I'm a big hip hop head and I'd still take the money haha
Maybe this is blase, but I find this sort of grindset thing weird because Jay Z would surely have helpful things to say, but in addition to getting lucky, his expertise for how to go from pleb to rich would be based on his own experience of exploiting a system that has changed a great deal since the time that he got which and has hardly needed to even consider what it's like for the little people. You'd be way better off asking a soundcloud rapper who recently became a millionaire rather than an older rapper who became a millionaire in the previous century, because all of his more recent information about parlaying massive wealth and fame into even more wealth aren't that useful to someone who isn't already rich and famous.
Money please, my soros bucks don't do enough for my active lifestyle.
It's a trick question, if I'm having dinner with Jay Z, he'll choke on a dinner roll and I'll perform the Heimlich maneuver and save his life, he'll be so grateful that he'll give me all his money, which is more than 500K.
what sage business advice is jay-z gonna give me
"I don't know kid, have you tried being jay-z"
500k of what
500k of hava
hava what
Have a nice day!
Lmaooooo gotteeem
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I'd rather have Jay Z for dinner.