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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg. Please let this happen. Not because I care about Charlie. No, he was a racist asshole who reaped the rewards if his own rhetoric.

No no. I just want a sculpture to try and figure out how close he should make Kirks eyes. Knowing that someone had to actually objectively think about that makes me feel all warm and tingly on the inside.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

We could have something that transcends this.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Except maybe it could dispense drinks from it's neck hole.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

Make it a fountain at least

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That one already looks a lot like him, they can just use it.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That would be recycling, which is woke. They'll need it manufactured by slaves in saudi arabia to ensure its not woke.

Charlie Kirk is not deserving of a bust as good as this. I'm not being sarcastic.