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“I felt like, being in conservative politics, there would be more, like, masculine men in the conservative movement,” Housley says, “and I find that a lot of them aren’t as masculine as I would have hoped.”

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (6 children)

They're mostly closeted gay men hung like gerbils.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thats an insult to gerbils.

since you obviously aren't deep into the lore:

Citation

[–] discosnails@lemmy.wtf 23 points 1 day ago

Absolutely legendary comment+username

[–] protist@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Whose job was it to measure the whale balls

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Someone with a PhD

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

and where do I apply?

[–] False@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's not use penis size as an insult, there are plenty of other accurate insults like being dumb racist pieces of shit.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wasn't an insult. Is a weird correlation future historians will be uncomfortable unpacking.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Well… at least there’s not much to unpack

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

The ones in Washington State, definitely. Nationwide, well, you can also find some straight, very manly racist men. Only problem is that they're taken. By their cousins.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

MAGA are mostly gay
MAGA all have small penises (and that's bad, you know)

Why do you feel the need to out-infantile your political opponents? Do you think onlookers think highly of you when you put things like this into the world?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You're the one who's reading it that way, don't try to offload your issues on to me.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh please, do you think anyone believes you describing people as "hung like gerbils" is meant to be anything other than an insult?

Who do you think you're kidding?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Who do you think you're ~~kidding~~ blocking?

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Not beating the 'infantile' allegations by following up your previous comment with this one, that's for sure.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Nownow, don't go slinging baseless acusations. Post some proof .. ...