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Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 11 months ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I always thought that's what it was, then I googled "instapot" and found it's not actually a thing. TIL!

...I'm still gonna call it that, though.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That's awfully helpy! Thanks for the thing you said I wasn't knowful about.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I hate you

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Blame English for being unpleasant to say "nt" followed by a "p" sound.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

Or pretty much any consonant, hence instacart?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who likes making weird sounds with their mouth

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is how the English language works.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate you more

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’re British.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure I've ever been accused of such a thing before.