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Every US action movie be like: (hexbear.net)
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COMING THIS SUMMER!

A grizzled CIA agent that plays by his own rules is recruited to save a billionaires white daughter from an evil Mexican cartel. He tracks down the cartel finds out the cartel is actually a front for an evil terrorist group that is going to kill a bunch of people to start a new world order because they hate billionaires. The terrorist leader then kills one of his goons just to prove how bad and evil he is. He also yells a lot so you can tell he's a meanie bo beanie.

Our CIA agent hero infiltrates the terrorist hideout and shoots a bunch of terrorists (it's OK to shoot them because they're evil extremists that want to change the world.) And finds the boss with the kidnapped girl and after monologuing about how evil and bloodthirsty he is he ends up being shot in the leg by one of his goons, a Latina woman who is like "I always hated that guy. I want to be a CIA agent now." Allowing the grizzled CIA hero to make the kill shot and save the day. The movie ends with the kidnapped white girl tearfully hugging her billionaire dad while the grizzled hero thinks about freedom and nods approvingly at his new Latina colleague.

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

He also didn't want to kill people, he wanted to live the quiet life with his family in New Mexico (why are there all these Mexican people in new Mexico anyway?) and you can tell he's turned over a new leaf because he wears hawaiian shirts and one time didn't get angry at a drunk guy at a bar who rude (the drunk guy at the bar totally deserved to have a Coors light can pushed through his skull though, and the best part of the movie is that you have your cake atmd eat it because Darth Preacher actually DOES go back and smash a pool cue over the guy's head later in the movie)