Only thing you're missing is that the leader of the cartelorrists is Russian for no reason and talks like the most over the top Bond villain possible.
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Yes and the Russian baddie is a crimelord who has a good for nothing son that wears loud tracksuits and chains
Sadly the era of the Russian communist oligarch villain has ended.
I've seen this movie at least 20 times :(
It's never very good
He can be called something like Reaper Diesel, or Tom B. Stone, or Jack Daniels. Something muscular.
He also didn't want to kill people, he wanted to live the quiet life with his family in New Mexico (why are there all these Mexican people in new Mexico anyway?) and you can tell he's turned over a new leaf because he wears hawaiian shirts and one time didn't get angry at a drunk guy at a bar who rude (the drunk guy at the bar totally deserved to have a Coors light can pushed through his skull though, and the best part of the movie is that you have your cake atmd eat it because Darth Preacher actually DOES go back and smash a pool cue over the guy's head later in the movie)
Jack Reacher Jack Bauer Jack Ryan
Oh my god it's jackson bourne
Bit idea: Bourne_Owl (not to be confused with Barne_Owl)
The Bourne Owldentity
Maybe it should be Bourte_Owl to maintain consistency?
The woke cosmopolitan desk jockeys in Langley, who doesn't know anything about how dangerous the real world is, are afraid of violating the narco-terrorists' human rights and orders Reaper Diesel to stand down. But he is not the kind of man who gives up, he goes rogue to do what needs to be done.
Poster is a typical PMC looking guy doing "operator coded" stuff like looking to the side holding a gun "tactically" with "trigger discipline" while squinting.