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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 171 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 48 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

She is a fascist herself who led the unilateral intervention on Libya that lead to the unnecessary deaths of 50k people in a civil war that didn't need to happen, architected the pivot to Asia which will lead to WW3, and "promoted" LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've said it all through out her run in 2016.

Shes not a democrat.

Shes not a liberal.

Shes just a Republican in a blue coat.

[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

This distinction gives too much credit to democrats and liberals.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

“promoted” LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

Hey I don't like HRC but this take is pants on head unhinged. Shes not doing anti-LGBT 4D chess, she was just narcissistic/delusional to think she'd be anywhere charismatic enough to convince people internationally to treat LGBT people better.

Do people in the global south & developing world have agency? Or are they simpletons being manipulated by grand puppet masters? If the answer is they have agency, the bigots that live in those places should own their bigotry and you shouldn't do apologia for them. If the answer is they are simpletons well... ok.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

You lack understanding of what I said then went way off the rails with your ridiculous finger wagging. We said the exact same fucking thing. I didn't say she did it on purpose, I'm saying the way she did it got them thrown under the bus.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

If she could give a half decent blowjob the world would be a much nicer place

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world -3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Does age make you give worse blowjobs?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

No, but she's not in Bill's go-to age range. Guess that wasn't the clear intent

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world -1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Stop being a half-wit

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 0 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Sure. You realize how bad trump is, way worse than even Hillary. But it's Americans that voted for trump over Hillary. It's the stupidity of Americans that you should be blaming.
It's so funny how far people go to try to absolve themselves of responsibility.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Americans in very specific swing states in manipulated elections voted for Trump. Hilary actually won that election by several million votes. The USA is not a democracy and blaming voters is really a pathetic and wrong understanding of politics.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yes, when it's Russia then every Russian should suffer for not overthrowing Putin. But when it's the US, Hillary actually won and “it wasn't me” anyway, and blaming voters is pathetic.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

But it’s Americans that voted for trump over Hillary. It’s the stupidity of Americans that you should be blaming.

Blaming voters for not voting the right way is in fact pathetic, because their elections are fake. They couldn't have voted differently because their votes don't matter. I blame Americans but not for the reasons they were suggesting. I absolutely think that people in the US shouldn't bother to vote and should instead destroy their fake democracy and settler colony. The USA is worse than Russia in every way. It is in fact the US who over threw the Russian government and installed Putin, it is amazing how they think it is the other way around

I feel like you’re looking for a fight, but I don’t disagree. I blame the idiocy and myopicism of my countrymen, too.

[–] Postimo@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

I guess we can simply keep losing elections until they educate the entire populace.