Aw, I love those guys though. It's way better than the older man default setting, which is to be as cold as possible and talk exclusively about football and beer.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Old tradesmen do this a lot tbh and it's never just 'I'm proud of you' it's more like 'you know you're not nearly as shitty and annoying and bad at everything as you were when we met'
This is me to people the same age cos everyone i interact with feels younger for some reason. 
Actually terrified this is me when I try to be supportive at work
I feel so called out lmao
guy who tries to be a father figure to himself but he doesn't know how because he never had a father figure growing up
guy who tries to be a father figure for men older than him
Let me get your walker out of the car, champ
You're growing up so fast
What a creep; transposing the act of male supportiveness from the sole socially acceptable context of fatherhood to another context where we should expect only either combativeness or some form of bregrudging respect.
it's a good bit but I dunno I still got that post from the other day on my mind