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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 1 hour ago

Lol just hang back a bit (as a courtesy to strangers in stairwells) and then don’t worry about it

Or just start scatting so she knows you’re not a threat (couldn’t find a link to the original bit, sorry)

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking at a girl's ass if it's right in front of you. Especially if it's a nice ass. Just don't be weird about it.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 44 minutes ago

What if she has the tiniest of skirts, that's when I'm fucked

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 1 points 46 minutes ago

Exactly, it started as a joke and it should stay as one. Even if its not a "nice ass", the point here is executing the task at hand, which is: walking up the stairwell.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My brain goes into high frame rate 8K HDR .... is that weird?

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not if you're storing the image in a wank-bank.

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It’s only wrong if it’s a portrait picture.

[–] MrShankles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Most likely mid-back for me. I might glance (depending on the situation), but I'm trying to climb stairs, so my focus is usually on "not tripping". Staring at someone's ass the whole way up... a little creeper. Staring at my feet the whole way up... I might fail at climbing stairs. Guess it also depends on our distance/height and where my eye level sits

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 2 points 49 minutes ago

Yeah it depends on the situation. Looking at other peoples backside isnt a creeper thing unless you make it super creepy. No need to explain yourself when you need to look to do a task and not put strain on your neck - dont be a cunt thats all.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ass on display, i look.
I don't stare endlessly nor do i go out of my way to look, but i do look.
Fuck all you puritan-wannabes who think looking is a crime.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 0 points 2 hours ago
[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'd like to look, but if I don't watch my step I will trip and fall as I am clumsy.

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 10 points 6 hours ago

I look up like I'm a tourist and all these buildings are so tall!

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 38 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

As a female, i try to help out a little by doing a weird diagonal ascent while sprinting up as fast as I can to get us both outta there asap

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 12 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

Are you joking?

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