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[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 20 minutes ago
[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't like onions as a kid, turns out my mother just sucks at cooking.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I thought my parents' cooking was great, until I grew up and started cooking myself, and discovered I had a talent for it. Now I realize my parents couldn't cook at all.

Now life is reversed, and I'm taking care of my Mom (Dad's gone), and I do ALL the cooking.

I still despise onions though. That wasn't my Mom's cooking, I just despise onions. And green peppers.

It isn't about growing up, onions just taste terrible to some people, the way cilantro or asparagus tastes bad to some. I know a guy who is fine with onions, but feels the way I feel toward them about CUCUMBERS, of all things. They basically taste like water, but he can't stand to be in the same room with one.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I always liked onions in things. In fact I liked all things kids were supposed to hate... Except for eggplant. I just don't like eggplant.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 1 points 32 minutes ago

i once got in trouble at school for putting too much broccoli on my plate

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There has always been a lot of poorly cooked eggplant going around. It has a ton moisture that needs to be drawn out through salt and/or roasting and frying to make it not be mushy.

Cooked properly crispy it can be delicious.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

It also absorbs oil like crazy, so you have to be careful and when and how you introduce fats.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 3 hours ago

My reasons for not liking eggplant is weird even to me. But there are a few ways I can eat it.

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Children often just want sweets and unhealthy snacks, and it’s up to adults to make sure they get the nutrition their little bodies require. If a grown ass adult decides they don’t want to eat something, though, they likely have tried it and have their reasons for avoiding it. It’s really nobody else’s damned business.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 1 points 16 minutes ago

I tried that once but I cried the entire time. So did god.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I tried that once but it made my dick hurt.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

The onions or god?

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