It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.
I’ll be all right. And, ironically, very fucked.
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Raccoin, I'm a furry alchemist.
Cool.
Rip and tear
Elden Ring, I might be in trouble
ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!
Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
Well, I could either never die (Starship Simulator), or die before I'm level 12 (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup). I'd hope to be on the ship, lol, exploring
Batman Arkham Asylum... damn guess I'm getting drugged by Scarecrow and being forced to deal with supressed childhood memories while lunatics try and attack me 😭
Forza Horizon 6. I guess I’ll just drive around Japan in a Porsche
Papers Please. I think I could do that job better in person. I would be fine, but my memories would bite me in the ass twenty years later.
Project Zomboid. Oof. 800+ hours and I still suck at it. I'll be dead within a month.
Edit: This is how you died.
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X4. Spaaace. I'd be fine-ish.
Monster Hunter World. Assuming I have the physical abilities of a hunter, I'd do alright. If not, then I'm fucked
Freeciv. So... Conqueror of the world?
Fear not. I will be a benevolent ruler. Maximum luxuries for all my citizens. I will even let you pretend to have a democracy, much like your current rulers do today.
Anyone playing space Marine 2? On one hand fucking space Marine. On the other hand... Fucking space Marine.
RE4, I'm so ducked.
Restory. So I’ll be fixing retro electronics and listening to chill music.
Euro Truck Simulator 2, not sure if I could drive a truck in real life.
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn't seem so bad, but I'm going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
The emperor is my shield.
Space Hulk. Since Warhammer 40k is grimdark, I'm plenty fucked.
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A CT or terrorist from Counter Strike Source? That does not seem ideal...
Hornet from Silksong, I think I'm in trouble.
Fuckedtorio
the factory must grow at least we can go to space now
Stellar Blade, and I am definitely not mad about it
Wordle? not good. I get to do have 10m of fun every 24 hours.
Wait, that's not notably different then IRL right now and i get to do nothing for 23+ hours.
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
I think being the protag is arguably the best scenario here, assuming I survive the tutorial. The rest of y'all are very fucked, though.
What a coincidence. I was playing SMT V. I guess that means I eventually kick your ass.
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ESO, so I'm a DPS Templar, now?
[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿♀️
Looks like I'm Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I'm also immortal.
Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn't seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.
However, there is no escape.
I'm now sora from kingdom hearts, I have no clue if that's good or bad since I've never really played the game before
Superhot.
I guess I'm made of red glass polygons. But time stops if I stop moving.
Snowrunner. I guess I'm running out of fuel in a mud bog out in the wilderness somewhere then dying of exposure.
Schedule 1, I be vibin
7 Days to Die. I'm in danger.
BotW. I don't mind being shorter, being tall has done nothing for me except hurt my back.
So I'm a helldiver with an expected lifespan of 30 seconds. Ay least being shot in a big bullet sounds fun.