Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
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about a couple hundred dwarves?
Remnant 2, so i am a powerhouse but stuck in a time loop.
Madeline from Celeste, guess it's time for a rather voilent but much needed therapy session. Unless I also wake up in the current mod I am playing (Darkmoon Ruins), when I am fucked and will never escape (last room hard qwq)
Warframe, so both awesome and fucked.
Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.
Factorio....... I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.
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Kyle Crane from Dying Light
Well my last game was Pubg new state.. ;-) ded for sure.
Rust from Payday 2... im about to make a shit load of money boys
bob in gtnh, so i can create everything and finally automate all those annoying chores (like cleaning the flat or tidy up)!
I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned
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Well, i guess i'm getting blown up by a Creeper eventually
Playing some golf.
No Man's Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
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Pokemon FireRed, not complaining!
Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow
Monster Hunter World.
First thing I'd do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.
Hitman. Interesting. I'll be having vast physical capabilities but I won't be able to settle and kinda forced to kill
Grim Dawn, so not great. I would probably be the greatest fighter the world has ever seen, main character and whatnot, but I also have to live through an old gods induced apocalypse and spend all day slaughtering demons and other nasty things.
Slay the Spire 2. I do NOT want to be infinitely killed, memory-wiped, and resurrected
Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.
I’d be Atsu … def not taking on entire compounds by myself lol
Looks like I'm Zagreus from the game Hades. So probably not too bad off, because while I can still die, I'm also immortal.
Other than Hades himself being rather unpleasant, the House of Hades actually doesn't seem like a bad place to be, and the no violence rule means it should be relatively safe.
However, there is no escape.
