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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me at 46: I want to dismantle the machinery that makes trillionaires.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

If you take away their right to break the law, how will you become the next trillionaire?! - Stupid right wing people

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

This is me at all ages I can remember. By extrapolation, I can only assume I spent my toddler years fighting for the rights of the proletariat.

[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Always interesting how the world works I spent from 2007 - 2018 in shit jobs where baby boomers were in control of everything and I hated it.. They're arseholes

Now it's 2026.. I'm nearly 40 and insecure Gen X managers (actual psychopaths) are doing everything they can to destroy people my age and younger.

Now before anyone starts up telling me I'm the same. I work with a few Gen z people and I do everything I can to prop them up, I want to help them I don't want any of them to fail.. When I was starting in IT support I got shit on by baby boomers and 50% of Gen X (the other half helped me).

Life is too hard to be cruel to people just trying their best. Every time I see a young person struggling and I help them out makes me happier that baby boomers will all die soon and Gen X will all fuck off into retirement.

I can't even explain now many entitled psychopaths I have to deal with are all Gen X.. They were the generation of "Fuck the rules, fuck the police"

Now they're all old and they're "Fuck the rules, give me what I want and give me it now! I am more important than everyone and you need to treat me like I'm a king/queen"

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 points 1 day ago

I actually had a job shelving books as a teenager. It is to date the best job I ever had. No one bothered me. I just took books from the return slots at the library and put them back for a few hours after school. Sometimes I even dared to get a list of reservations to find and shelve elsewhere.

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I work in a hospital in a lab where I look at small pieces of the human body through a microscope in a quiet office where people apologize for interrupting me. It’s heaven

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[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Never wanted to climb the ladder, but it was the only way I could really get better pay.

The higher I go, the more I can't stand the conversations. Being straightforward is a career killer. Competing with folks that talk big without knowledge, knowing I need to carefully balance working with them while making sure my ass is documented and covered for any blame when they screw up and want to throw someone under the bus.

I have generally still loved talking to the "grunts" and customers. People who have real problems and doing real stuff without so much office politic crap going on. Not people trying to write blog posts to try to sound smart without actually doing anything or actually knowing the material.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 60 points 2 days ago (3 children)

During my first "job," I was too young to be legally employed, so I volunteered at a library with my mom. Initially I worked in one of the back rooms, hidden from the public, helping to scan and sort books put in the return bins. (I discovered several great books by seeing them come back; among them were Dogsbody, Lovely Bones, and Me Talk Pretty One Day. Those are listed alphabetically by title and that wasn't even by design!)

After I volunteered long enough, I was deemed sufficiently experienced to put books on the shelves in the stacks. I was titled a "page" and proudly announced that while attending a LAN party. One of the other attendees of said party said "and if you do that long enough maybe you'll become a full book!" I laughed quite heartily.

If you've never read anything else I wrote here, the post above will probably tell you everything you could possibly want to know about me.

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Man, my first real job was at the library as a student page. That job fucking rocked so much and I wish I could have stayed there forever.

I got to shelve books, play with microfilm and microfiche, and listen to my CDs all day. It was the best job ever.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 98 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So you want to become a librarian?

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 120 points 2 days ago (1 children)

SSSHHHH not so loud or i'm gonna have to ask you to leave

[–] frog@feddit.uk 28 points 2 days ago

^Great job. I'll keep it down.^

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[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 87 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Or: is there a job… where I can just live my life? Like, spend time with friends and doing hobbies and still getting paid?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean... you want to live your life and not add value to someone else's wallet?

[–] chisel@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I for one love to work for soulless schmucks who profit from my labor and make the tough decisions like not giving raises this year.

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[–] fluxcap@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually started climbing the ladder and to be honest, I fucking hate it and am looking for a way out. I have never dealt with so many people that are willing to sacrifice their own dignity to be a sycophant for the sake of money.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Same. It fucking sucks but it's the only way I've found to making enough money to do the shit I actually want to do. Which I'm still not making enough money for because inflation keeps up with half my pay raises....

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I dunno I thought I wanted this and took a job at a datacenter

Some days I don't even interact with another human

5 years into this and it's completely killed my social skills and therefore social life, im thinking about moving on for this reason actually

[–] Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If it pays ok, why not volunteer?

You get to socialise, you get to feel a part of your community, you get to feel like you're making a difference, etc.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't know why but the hermit nature of the job leaks into my real life and I tend to not want to socialize outside of work either

It's all been a slow burn in this way

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

I found that forcing myself to go out when I was invited to things fixed this for me. Now I actually look forward to doing things with my friends again. I am fortunate enough to have some really good friends now though. That hasn't always been the case.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Im in the same boat. Perpetual screen time is fine if you have colleagues next to you that you can shoot the shit with. Without them? Brain becomes a spongey moss

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I never wanted the former, even as a kid.
All I've ever wanted is something that's unstressful and fulfilling by doing good to others and gives me enough, both time and money, to be comfortable (and my view of comfortable in the money part is a lot less than the vast majority of people want).

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[–] the_q@piefed.social 46 points 2 days ago (28 children)

Librarians require a master's and make like $34k a year.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

The greatest gift of my career was getting old enough to not care.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

me at 50 after the latest round of cutbacks and layoffs, "are there still jobs that will allow me to pay my bills?"

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had a 25-year career as a programmer, ending up making nearly $200K a year. Now I'm a school bus driver making about $30K, although fortunately that also includes subsidized (and really good) health insurance. I'm also fortunate because I already own a small house outright and was able to save a good bit when I was making good money. I quit programming (read: was laid off) just before the AI "revolution" so I'm thankful that I've missed all that bullshit.

Maybe I'll be able to get back into coding after all the AI slop fails catastrophically and there's nobody left in the industry who still knows how to actually code, but I don't have my hopes up for that. Corporate bullshit is simply too strong for catastrophic failure to be a real problem.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm still too young. Early 30's and asking a lot of questions about "why did we have a restructuring and layoffs if we had a record year for financials?" Not getting any answers of course, but I sure am getting a lot of information. Also getting to be the voice of all my coworkers. Literally all of them. We all hate it.

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

The job you are looking for at 38 is Page but like every job within the library system. It pays worse than teaching for the no-exceptions required-education

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Get your library science degree now, there are only a few accredited programs. I thought about doing this earlier this year and was surprised at how complicated it actually was to become a librarian.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

you need a masters for the most part. a covoluted booking system, dewey system(i was helping them in my HS years very confusing to put which books where. plus also internet research for the unitiated from reputable sources.) of course public libaries you have to deal with Homeless people/bums that would smell or try to do drugs(these libraries tend to have security too), or people watching PORN.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 28 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Buddy of mine was a night janitor during college. I had to help him a few times, and it wasn't a bad gig, run around and vacuum, mop some stuff, take out the trash. Dude listened to music the whole time and basically never saw anyone. Sometimes I kinda want to quit doing software just to do night janitoring.

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[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't librarians in the US have to have masters degrees? I thought it was another underpaid very competitive career path where you had to wait for people to retire to find a job.

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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had the job shelving books. I'd show up in a button-up shirt and slacks and I could shove all day with no problem at all. No one would bother me. I'd show up in ripped jeans, a Metallica t-shirt, and 4 years since my last haircut and people would ask me for help every moment of the day. Libraries are weird.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good example of outfits sending signals.

Slacks and a button-up probably made you look like management just out picking up slack, and people subconsciously left you alone - "oh, they're probably really busy with management stuff and also had to go shelve books.. I'll leave them alone"

Casual clothes in contrast would have signalled "worker" - "I'll just go ask that person, it's not like they're doing anything important, they're just shelving books!"

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I found a nice quiet job in a lab that’s like this. No one fucks with me, some days I’m completely by myself, but the one drawback I’ve discovered is I find myself getting stuck in my own head a lot. Sometimes I have to go find something or someone to distract me.

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[–] neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

One of the best jobs I ever had was night shift stocker at a grocery store. I'd clock in as the store was closing and would clock out about an hour after it opened. I'd get stoned out of my mind, listen to music or audio books the whole time and restock cereal and stuff.

My job now is pretty cushy now, but I do reminisce when I didn't have to think about work during off hours.

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