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what movie is this?
People have said the title, but fun fact those are real skeletons not prop replicas
It's the episode of Lassie where Martha falls into the cesspit
Poltergeist.
I thought “Poltergeist” but I may be wrong.
Poltergeist, maybe…
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg..."I used to be a real piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too." /s
yup. here, too.
first thing in my head reading the post title was '...still am, but i used to be, too'
I been so fucking strategic with my food this year that for the 1st time in my life the freezer food gets eaten and I have to go shopping cause we are eating everything in the fridge. I buy small eat everything and repeat and I gotta say it’s a good feeling.
Is it possible to learn such power? Lmao congrats, I’ve always been bad about this.
- I have eaten
- the plums
- that were in
- the icebox
- and which
- you were probably
- saving
- for breakfast
- Forgive me
- they were delicious
- so sweet
- and so cold
(This Is Just To Say, William Carlos Williams)
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So succinct, so poetic.
oops! Sorry. It's a recent (well, compared to the original) parody/homage/whatever of the poem:
- This is just to say
- I have eaten
- the rich
- that were at
- the golf club
- and which
- you were probably
- saving
- for class war
- Forgive me
- they were delicious
- so white
- and so old
It was posted on Twitter by "your friend Helen" (@hels) many years back. I assume they were the author but I really don't know.
People can change.
Yeah, but you won't. Plum genocidist.
That's why we need to normalize food sharing and foster the community
Start a worm farm. Every left over is FEED MY GAGH
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.
guess i'm worse. i buy eggs and sometimes they spoil before i can get around to using them. lost almost 18 so far this year
Dude eggs are good like forever past the date. Just put them in water. If they float, toss them, otherwise they are fine. I've eaten them like a month after the date.
thats what i do to test them. lots of floaters
I don't keep my plums in the fridge.
Eh, is a part of life. No need to stress this hard over it.
I bought muscadine grapes last week. Delicious, like plums and grapes in one.
Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.
This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.
I shop once a week, and get everything I need for the week. One trip, twenty minutes in and out. No processed packaged foods, mostly fresh and frozen vegetables, fruit, and organic chicken (no antibiotics). Zero food waste, because even fresh vegetables will survive a week in the fridge. On the last day before shopping day, my fridge is virtually empty.
I don't like shopping, so I made it as efficient as I could.
Yeah that works. Especially because you could do it once a week at a farmer's market and get the really good stuff. I was doing that for a while.
This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something
when i rode transit every day to work, that's exactly what i used to do. i'd just stop on the way home, then pick up the next bus going my way.
That's what my parents did growing up. They didn't have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.
Ew, leaving the house multiple times a week?
Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?
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Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.
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