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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mine are just run-of-the-mill conspiracies like the CIA selling crack cocaine to US citizens thru Rick Ross, and that Bill Clinton knew if not being outright involved when he was governor of Arkansas. You know, those ones.

[–] theperfidiousOrbweaver@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

CIA selling crack cocaine to US citizens thru Rick Ross,

What part of this isn't proven?

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

A conspiracy is a secret plan enacted by two or more people to do something unlawful, illegal etc.

The CIA selling ready rock is a literal conspiracy.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I think they have been using Bob Ross. the wet on wet painting needs speed and decisiveness, perfect reason to get really cranked on uppers.

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They harvest your hair oil at the water treatment plant. Humans are bioreactors for big water. Why do you think they send so much on advertising shampoos, telling you to shower constantly? Like that doesnt make your scalp just make more oil. You are being conditioned

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I just checked my bathroom and... scared

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't prove that. I am capable of pissing my pants all on my own without government intervention

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

don't trust the lies of BIG PISS

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Fluoride is an electrolyte TBF.

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The hexbear mods are actually s