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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

oh good lord i hate that you reminded me that that happened on hexbear.net

oh gods, no, why, it's still reachable https://hexbear.net/post/234445

CW: hot steaming jar jar binks asshole

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago

This was so much better than I imagined

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago

That is so much worse than I imagined

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

vote : we switch pig poop balls (PPB) for Jar Jar Binks butthole (JJBB)

Please no absolutely not. I do not want to see JJBBH

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 days ago

oh my fucking god i'm crying

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

hahahaha holy fucking what

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I was so right back then. I'm a visionary. Please stop showing your grandma jar jar binks asshole please chomsky-yes-honey

Now we know what crashin der boss's heyblibber.

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I thought it would be more disgusting, but it's just weird

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seeing Sandy Cheeks cock vore getting poached off of /new back when the websocket updated the feed in real time and constantly messed with the page layout was a thing of beauty

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't miss the live-updating WebSocket stuff at all, it was so goddamn disorienting monke-beepboop

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I miss the live updating votes, but not the presence of comments or posts. The layout shifts were just bad UX unfortunately

[–] huf@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

where have our old virtues gone?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

On which we used to rely family-guy-death-pose

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

This ain't your daddy's hexbear walter-yell

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm glad someone remembers our history

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They'll never know what it was like carrying your lunch in a rain bucket along with a pocket full of sassafras candy and unfiltered cigarettes as you hitchhiked on old flatbeds hauling hay and corn meal to the last men still grazing the alpine meadows as autumn started to turn ten toes toward winter.

Why back in those days we'd sit on the hay and laugh raucously, using our Smartphones to look up pictures of Jar Jar's cock, balls, and anus. Not a care in the world.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t ever remember this happening, was this an exclusive?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

it was only up for like half a day iirc

EstraDoll dug up the original post in another comment in this thread

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

I think i must have joined hb just after that because surely itd have been burnt into my memory

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago

I fear I am missing out 😔

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

I will gladly forget Hillary’s milkies

the one time i'd approve of a mod removing a post with the sole citation of "inappropriate" and yet